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Post by Olethros on Jun 17, 2015 19:36:53 GMT
Oh, Seeeeeetthhhh...
I TOLD YOU, YOU DON'T GET TO WIN
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Post by Olethros on Jun 23, 2015 18:36:29 GMT
HEY, COLE, SORRY ABOUT THE THING WITH DROPPING YOU ON YOUR FACE.
HAHAHA FRIENDLY NOOGIES!
SEE? WE'RE FRIENDS NOW. LOOK GRATEFUL.
EVEN TO YOU, SETH. HUGS FOR SETH!
WAIT. NOT HUGS. I MEAN SUPLEXES!
YOUR FRIENDS WANT HUGS SUPLEXES TOO?
OHHH, SETH, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF
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Post by Olethros on Jul 5, 2015 18:10:12 GMT
I CAME TO TOKYO TO KILL BITCHES AND MEET MASA SAITO
AND YOU'RE NOT MASA SAITO
FUCK YOU, KOFI, YOU DON'T GET TO BE FLIPPY
TOKYO IS NOW THE SISTER CITY OF SUPLEX CITY, BITCH
AS CELEBRATION, YOU GET AN F-5
AND YOU GET AN F-5
EVERYBODY GETS AN F-5!
BROCKZILLA IS NOW GOING TO DESTROY TOKYO!
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Post by Olethros on Jul 7, 2015 18:00:27 GMT
BROCK LESNAR SAYS "AXE HANDLES ARE FOR PUSSIES.
REAL MEN USE AN ACTUAL FUCKING AXE!"
NICE CAR, BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT
IT'S 'TAKE HOME A CAR DOOR' NIGHT IN SUPLEX CITY, BITCH
I'LL THROW IT INTO A KID'S FACE IN THE CROWD, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY, TINY MAN
SETH, YOU BITCH, YOU DON'T GET TO FUCKING WI--
HEY, GET BACK HERE, YOU FUCKING PUSSY
YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE, SKUNK-HEAD
BONUS CONTENT!
GOOD FORM ON THE SQUATS, CESARO
ADHERING TO THE MANTRA "EAT. SLEEP. SUPLEX. REPEAT."
AND SUPLEXING CENA IS ALWAYS WORTH BROWNIE POINTS.
LET IT BE UNDERSTOOD, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME
AS THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE GODDAMN PLANET,
BROCK LESNAR, MAYOR OF SUPLEX CITY, HEREBY DECLARES
CESARO IS THE PRIME MINISTER OF SUPLEX CITY, BITCH
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